
Dear God,
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Why do you hate us all? I know that might sound a little bit pretentious and maybe a bit insulting considering that you have this divine plan that includes every moment of our existence and you created this world and allowed all of the violent and destructive events in it to transpire because you have our best interests in mind however, it has become abundantly clear to me that you probably hate humanity, not that I blame you. You and I have a bit in common there; I have given up on my species and your plan for me long ago.
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I suppose that this letter could be seen as my formal declaration of independence but in truth if you really are as omnipresent as they say you are then you know that I stopped giving a shit about useless rituals to please you way before today and I’m really just doing this to kill time however I do have a question for you now. There are billions of people on this planet that worship you and you let them kill each other in your name. You leave them answerless when you just opening your universal cosmic mouth and adding your omnipotent two cents into the mix would fix everything. I’m not just talking about Christians Jews and Muslims killing each other here either. What about the sects within the confines of a religion killing each other? What kind of sense does that make God? Why are you such an asshole?
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In the wake of your total lack of apparent caring or actual proof of existence YHWH I am going to have to say that I definitely do not need or want your ancient, useless, and stupid influence in my life either through your intangible hand or that of your faggot hating, nigger killing, racist, bigoted, pedophilic, and questionably retarded followers. I do not want your slave chains on me and thus I reject you GOD, I reject you with every ounce of fiber of my being.
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I reject you and the humans you’ve created and will seek to undermine you by remaking what you’ve made into an image far more pleasing to me. I also hope to fuck a whole lot of people along the way.
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Sincerely,
Johnny
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Jesus loves me heard that line before
The bastard son of the almighty
And a divini-whore
I am not what I used to be
Amen